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Things I Buy As A Civilian

You asked for more. Here’s more! Subscribers with Classified access get at least one bonus post every month, automatic entry into every giveaway I run, access to the full archive dating back to 2021, and the stuff I don’t publish for everyone: the purchases that didn’t pan out, the things I returned, the products I bought twice, and the ones I’d never touch again. In other words, it’s the unfiltered version of this whole operation.

Things I Buy as a Civilian

I've tested thousands of products in nearly two decades of beauty writing and blogging. Eighty percent are aggressively medium, 10% are actively bad — and 10% are AMAZING. This newsletter is about that last 10%.

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